I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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