Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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