you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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