I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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