Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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