Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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