So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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