non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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