You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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