It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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