this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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