i think my tv is drunk
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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