Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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