Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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