i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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