I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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