rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
