No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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