i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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