The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
So vagazzling was a success
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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