What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
My ATM looks so different sober.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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