i just wanna soil my oats bro
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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