Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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