I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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