i jhust puked up my retainher.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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