Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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