It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
