How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
you made out with another girl for some wings
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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