On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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