Small penises have feelings too.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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