Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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