Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
operation harelip BJ is a go
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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