have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
