Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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