there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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