What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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