I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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