we're blogging at a bar
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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