office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
NoShamevember. You game?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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