Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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