question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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