So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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