so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
