Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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