At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Pants are for mortals
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