Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Randomize
