It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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