is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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