yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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