Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I could fuck to npr.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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