This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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