I heard we made out
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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