I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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