Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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