Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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